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We extend our gratitude to Regional Poolside Etiquette Officers Gene, Janice, and Marybeth for safeguarding the sanctity of our Miami HQ inground swimming pool last week.  After multiple reports of leisure incompliance, the three immediately donned their sunglasses and made their way poolside. Within an hour, over 15 cocktails were properly regarnished and every pool float was reinflated to optimal buoyancy.  Just as the three took a moment to relax, Janice spotted an employee using generic brand suncare (a strict violation of section 4B of the Vacation® Poolside Etiquette Handbook). Needless to say, the contraband was properly replaced with Vacation® Brand sunscreen and leisure was restored.  Thank you Gene, Janice, and Marybeth, for preserving the integrity of our leisure ecosystem. Your names now grace three limited‑edition sandwiches on the company lunch menu, each served with mandatory poolside coasters.

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